The ramble on whales and suff
So there is a story of whale that is not only white but has a bloody god damn good spirit for freedom. A whale that refuses to be tamed. And then there is a half man half pinochino guy that is all about revenge. Now that tells you two things. The man should not be in sea, and whales are intelligent creatures of incredile vibrance.
I don't know why whales are always these creatures that either swallow us and keep us alive in thier bellies or simply just kill us. Why can't whales be like dolphins? I mean how does one get a candle inside a whales gut and for that matter how the hell do you light a match in there?
Did you know that some whales eat these tiny fish like creatures that are so small that you can't see them? thats what I call a fake diet.
I am writing this in the hope that some spark of inspiration shall strike me but none has as of yet. nope. nope.
mannerism.
mammals
muchachos
mammary
macho
manicure
monkey
monster
did you guys know that there is horse out there that is so fed up with grass that its contemplating eating that no good cowboy siting on him?
also an intersting phenomenon is that birds can see UV light so it makes us appear yellow to them when we wear sun screen, the same color piss looks to them. Infact some hawks hunt by following the piss trails of thier prey.
Also there is a fundamental difference between teh buddha and buddhism. The dali lama is like a sore wart on the buddhas ass, not that the buddha particularly cares for warts or the feeling of soreness, but I am sure the dali lama does.
when in rome fuck the romans
when in paris keep away from the hairy french
when in china act japanese
when in japan act like a video game character in the final fantasy franchise
when in india act british
when in england act indian
when in america act like a christian
when in water act like a whale with a heart of a dolphin
when in space hold your breathe
when in shoes wear socks
when in a condom fuck the condom
hurray for my complete lack of interest in anything right now
I don't know why whales are always these creatures that either swallow us and keep us alive in thier bellies or simply just kill us. Why can't whales be like dolphins? I mean how does one get a candle inside a whales gut and for that matter how the hell do you light a match in there?
Did you know that some whales eat these tiny fish like creatures that are so small that you can't see them? thats what I call a fake diet.
I am writing this in the hope that some spark of inspiration shall strike me but none has as of yet. nope. nope.
mannerism.
mammals
muchachos
mammary
macho
manicure
monkey
monster
did you guys know that there is horse out there that is so fed up with grass that its contemplating eating that no good cowboy siting on him?
also an intersting phenomenon is that birds can see UV light so it makes us appear yellow to them when we wear sun screen, the same color piss looks to them. Infact some hawks hunt by following the piss trails of thier prey.
Also there is a fundamental difference between teh buddha and buddhism. The dali lama is like a sore wart on the buddhas ass, not that the buddha particularly cares for warts or the feeling of soreness, but I am sure the dali lama does.
when in rome fuck the romans
when in paris keep away from the hairy french
when in china act japanese
when in japan act like a video game character in the final fantasy franchise
when in india act british
when in england act indian
when in america act like a christian
when in water act like a whale with a heart of a dolphin
when in space hold your breathe
when in shoes wear socks
when in a condom fuck the condom
hurray for my complete lack of interest in anything right now
posted by P Funk at 10:51 PM
5 Comments:
The beauty of randomness the randomness of beauty.. who says things need to be connected? who says romans are in rome ? or that the french are hairy? who makes connotations of similiarity or stereotype .. yesterday i saw a fat italian woman .. are all italian women fat? ... the day before i saw fire come out of the palms of nepalis.. can all nepalis make fire? why are there connections? why indian and british ? why not fishes and british ? why fishes and british why not beef and hinduism ? why beef and hinduism? why not perfume and a webcam ? why perfume and a webcam ? oh my god is there nothing in this world that isnt conneceted to each other sumhow sumwhere? is there noone not connected sumhow or sumwhere?
look at the connections above.....
indian and british= colonialism
british and fish=fish and chips (bloody hell)
beef and hinduism= the bloody religion bans it hence making it more sacred and sought after (the ultimate sin to eat cow)
perfume and a webcam = two of many perfect gifts
what do you do when there is a condom inside you ? fuck the condom.......
Let me brake it down for the so called spoilsport -
you have spoiled my sport
soured the dough
spat on the pancake
Now I know what your thinking. of course the connections relate to the rationale desire to spit on your pancakes since maple syrup is far too valuable and you just spent your last two dimes shagging the neighbors pet goat. Clearly, though, I have no idea why I have become so volatile but I think it has something to do with Meekrobs intention to do something with the mash potatoes.
In answer to your question of is there no one not connected somehow I will leave you with some musings that will shortly be on my blog.
Is nothing something? If nothing can be recognized than has it become something by its very definition. If so, then we come to a point where nothing is classified only by the no existence of one thing. As Heidegger might say, however, our being in time only allows us to isolate certain phenomena in time so it stands to reason, through his exhaustive reasoning, that we can also only pinpoint very specific nothings.
Then again, he also points to simply existing in an unspecified world were things exist but are not defined. Can nothing also exist in this context, as the non specific lack of things existing if we don't identify what is not existing.
Connections are often made between thsoe things that are seeminly random because, at least for me, it unites two things unconnected in hilarity. While nothing and something seem like opposites they are also the same for without one there is not other. Without something you could never have nothing. By not understanding the amusing analogy of fucking a condom instead of fucking a girl you cannot see the interesting dichotomy behind the situation.
On a strictly physical side you are fucking the condom as that is what is what is explicitly touching your body. But in a mental and more general way, you are in fact having sex with a person (woman in my case, mate).
Techically i think my ramble makes no sense. But then I'm at work and my boss keeps walking by. Take care all.
-the evil potatoe lives still...
the explicitness of understanding or not understanding is always upto the individual.. the sense of fucking is also always upto the individual.. something to be understood or not understood.. is also upto the individual.. as much as id love to quote a philosopher who has put into words everybodys idead so elequoently.. i beg to make known my ignorance in never really reading the ramblings of their supposedly superior thots.. after all a philosopher does always put himself so much more on the outside ...
inthe same regard.. what is sex but a mindset? what is shagging but a mindset..
everything is amusing and everything can be made amusing ... that is the amusement our lives afford us and that is what we live for ? what do we live for ? hahahahaaah
pleasure and pain.. pain and pleasure.. dionysias.. or the lack of him
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