romanians

the popular belief that dracula is from romania has many merits for instance, romanian guys are bascially blood suckers... in other words they survie on the blood and toil of others... romanian women are exactly what you would expect a female version of count chuckula to be like... complete bitches... so if you were meet one of those romanians... make sure you use that popular versace brand of bite killing garlic perfume

also althought romania rhymes with romantic and they speak an alleged romantic language, they are not romantic at all...