Rapunzel
Going back in time and recalling the ideas of the dada of rajas, nikkudada aka the artists who is a dada but is the dada of the dadas...
Rapunzel had hair that reached the bottom of her tower, why did she not use it as a means of escape? why did the witch not want her to cut her hair? how long was this hair? And what shampoo did she use? did she have dandruff? did she ever oil her hair? was the witch hugh hefner in disguise? Was the prince really a prince? did rupunzel loose her virginity? there is version of the story in which her "belly gets bigger" and then there is a version in which she sets the stage for all dumb blond bimbos and says, "uuuuugh! witch, why is the prince easier on my hair than you?"
neways... apparently rapunzel gets kicked out of the tower and as the prince climbs up rapunzels ex-hair he finds the witch, who had huge tits cuz the moment he sees them he falls down and gets blinded by thorns but does nto break a single bone...
yada yad yada... and rapunzel sings and the prince hears... they meet and her tears make him see again... oh a version goes that she has his twins...
So more questions: why are princes always stupid enough not to have thier own witches and armies and shit? And how the hell does the prince know rapunzul wasn't a high class whore?
Rapunzel had hair that reached the bottom of her tower, why did she not use it as a means of escape? why did the witch not want her to cut her hair? how long was this hair? And what shampoo did she use? did she have dandruff? did she ever oil her hair? was the witch hugh hefner in disguise? Was the prince really a prince? did rupunzel loose her virginity? there is version of the story in which her "belly gets bigger" and then there is a version in which she sets the stage for all dumb blond bimbos and says, "uuuuugh! witch, why is the prince easier on my hair than you?"
neways... apparently rapunzel gets kicked out of the tower and as the prince climbs up rapunzels ex-hair he finds the witch, who had huge tits cuz the moment he sees them he falls down and gets blinded by thorns but does nto break a single bone...
yada yad yada... and rapunzel sings and the prince hears... they meet and her tears make him see again... oh a version goes that she has his twins...
So more questions: why are princes always stupid enough not to have thier own witches and armies and shit? And how the hell does the prince know rapunzul wasn't a high class whore?
posted by P Funk at 8:39 AM
10 Comments:
Sometimes people just dont think ... or atleast just hold a pretense of thinking.. first of all you jus said rapunzels hair was as long as the tower and then u ask how long was this hair.. dude its as long as the tower/// i wonder does age also make one lose ones imagination.. is fantasy completely lost? ... is it that now that we are all grown up or so we assume that we cant imagine the height of a tower that stretches off into infinity.. or maybe jus tall enuf for the prince to climb..
to answer the other questions.. rapunzel couldnt use her hair to escape cus she dint have anything to cut it with, she shampooed it with limestone and she definately had dandruff. she dint have to oil it and the witch definately couldve been hugh hefner in disguise.. which brings me to my other point.. i always thot it was the prince who rescued rappy baby and the witch whose eyes were blinded by thorns but i seem to have gotten the sanitised version... if fairy tales ever have sanitised versions.. so lets stick to supposedly sanitised cus after all they are pretty spooky.. neway comin bak to my story .. have u heard the version where the witch and rappy baby are actually lesbian lovers who are really very happy and the stupid prince comes to disrupt their happiness and seduces ol rappy and blinds the witch who infact is very beautiful in her own right.. blah blah blah.. another sad story.. but least it has the erotica of lesbianism..
and whats with princes and princesses or beautiful maidens in distres anyway ? like we dont have enough trouble dealing with normal ppl... as much as fairytales i loved.. i think they have made me jaded!!
ok to answer your question, the hair and the tower not the same length cuz rapunzel braided her hair and thus the hair must actually have been longer than the tower.
Also, the witch and rapunzel were never lesbian lovers as lesbianism is a creation of 21st century feminists in order to prove that they can appear to live without men... when in essence women have always needed men so that they can cook and shit and create meaning in thier lives...
btw is htere any documented evidence to suggest the sex of either rapunzel or the witch?
and yes the story you got was sanitized...
i doubt the hair was longer than the tower cus if u take into consideration that it was actually on her head .. the fact that she was leaning out the window etc etc.. either way the length isnt important.. to call lesbianism a 21 century invention is not only taking away from all that homosexuality has ever stood for .. and by calling it a feminist construct you again are denying thousands of people around the world their sexuality and identity... but then again ud rather oppose a feminist..
tho i do agree i doubt either the witch or rappy;s sex was revealed.. tho a witch would indicate a women.. wouldnt a male witch be a warlock ?
Um, think of it this way. Rapunzel is a woman and traditionally woman weigh less than men. Rapunzel lets down her hair and the prince climbs up it and rescue her. Any smart girl would tie her hair to the bed and use it to repell down the building. When she gets to the bottow the prince cuts her hair and viola, she is free less alot of hair.
So clearly its a story about vanity and how rapunzel was clearly obsessed with her perfect hair. Clearly the prince was a potatoe. Clearly.
old chinese saying:
there are two lackeys and that is one too many
she dint have anything to cut her hair with ... geez ppl
Hey spoilsport - THE PRINCE DID THOUGH!!!!
Hence, she ties her hair in a briad and repells down (since the prince weighs more) then the prince cuts her hair with his sword.
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