Disclaimer
This is to notify all and any who might read this blog that the thoughts, opinions, facts etc are all true and very very real. There is not a single word of untruth in them and this blog knows nothing of a word that people use to define sexual position aka lie missionary style, lie with her on top... etc... but you do get the jist?
ah but I might also add that these hardcore facts and truths may or may not be written by me, as the last time I actually wrote on this blog I was so drunk I do not remember whether it was me who wrote on it or not. Also I would like to point out that the man who just wrote the former line is a complete drunk while I who am just about to write this I am not this man who is writing about me.
ah but I might also add that these hardcore facts and truths may or may not be written by me, as the last time I actually wrote on this blog I was so drunk I do not remember whether it was me who wrote on it or not. Also I would like to point out that the man who just wrote the former line is a complete drunk while I who am just about to write this I am not this man who is writing about me.
posted by P Funk at 2:16 PM
7 Comments:
Touche ya lightweight. Let it not be said that drinking inhibits the ability to write. In fact, drinking alot aids the literary expressionism, or impressionism in this case, since your words are more akin to the cool loose styles of, say, monet then some crappy 16th centurty stuck up realist. Now take another pull from the bottle, cut someone elses ear off, and paint some chick naked.
disclaimers suck
how can u say disclaimers suck ? they are the only things that prevent us mortals from denying anything that we ever said or promised... i swear i said i wouldnt love u till death do us part. but thats circumstancial after all the death of love is death itself.. i swear i said i would pay the entire amount but dint u read the disclaimer at the bottom that said entire was only the five bucks for saying entire? disclaimers are the reason people are alive today.. disclaimers are why humans can get away with being lying cheating adorably human human beings... disclaimers are what makes humans human hahahahhahhahahah
hahahahahah
disclaimer: I didn't actually laugh
disclaimer 2: I actually did
wait wheres the fine print that mentions the disclaimer saga having 2 parts?
you know people are tricky when they have disclaimers on their disclaimers.
Is all in here sincere?
I think so.
How is it sincere?
I try to put down exactly how things made me feel and what details I would like to remember. I don't try to make things sound nicer than they were or better or worse.
Can it be construed to be insincere?
Maybe. If people think I'm just trying to be "deep" or sound cool or something like that.
Have you spelt sincere correctly?
Yes, congratulations.
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