Monday, August 27, 2007

Pope air

So the pope and vatican have combined forces to make a catholic airplane service to transport pilgrims..... now what I want to know is does god approve the copious amounts of pollution these assholes are releasing into the air? also does the vatican have to pay taxes? and do you ahve to be catholic to ride these airplanes? and if you do, do you still get secruity checked? and what teh fuck are the airhostesses supposed to do on this plane? give fucking sermons? the toilets are confession booths?

good evening ladies and gentleman you are in cock pit of the lord, as you might notice all planes are shaped in close resemblance of his fallus... and if god wills he will start the plan and it shall fly on its own! A miracle I say! a miracle!

fucking dipshit assholes... they are worse than the oil companies

3 Comments:

Blogger Bibeka said...

hilarious! maybe they only serve wine and bread on the flight.

6:05 AM  
Blogger Grand Puba said...

Nice energy level on the post. I could really feel your exuberance on this one. B'yaaaaa..

Still, I can't wait for one of these planes to crash - what the hell would all those Christians say then? The lord willed the plane to crash because we all suck?

I wonder if about picutre of the plane from above - its got JC painted on it across the length of the plane and his arms stretch to the wings.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Bibeka said...

ouch, so much bitterness and cynicism here.

2:45 AM  

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