Dong gone

so heres a story for all the people or peeps as some degenerates refer to people...

Once upon a time there lived a lively old toad that had a nack for the sack and a good old shack for the mac. One day the toad met the greenist frog there was and said to the frog, "so dude, you getting into the toadtastic tussle or what?" the frog being green replied, "DUh... eehuh... no, you see I'm new here I just need to get aclimated." the toad looked down on the poor green one and said, "duderino you need to get teh dealio with the mealio... there ain't no meal here unless you cook it... you dig?" the green frog being green said, "dig it? ya dig it!" The toad about this time spoted the green ones sista and lept off... the green one decided to take the toad's advice and started to dig it... he dug the mud, he dug the trees, he dug the fern and he dug the digging... and low and behold... there was this huge ass snake right in front of him... so what did the frog do? he dug the snake...and there is but one way to dig a snake... straight through this mouth... before he knew it... the frog had dug his own grave...

walla!