New issue

To those of you who are absurd enough to visit this backwater page in the backwaters of the world wide web I would like to tell you that the shit has hit the fan and the following site has been updated:

http://stationarygypsy.com

check it out.

also am going on a 4 day hietus to the mountains and will only be posting after that so here is te summary of all things that need to be said:

1. There is a direct relation between the number of beans you consume and the number of farts you produce... its almost like photosynthesis
2. If you hear news that some old woman got mugged and a thief stole over 10ks worth of jewelery, then she deserved it
3. there is a girl sittign next to me that is reading a weird comic on her mac, macs are not as cool as me
4. Th Bon religion does not like chocolate covered marshmellows as they defy all sense of speace and defile the sanctity of the mellow marsh
5. I recently got paid so am going to order a drink in exactly 15 mins
6. and twining where ever you are I need a story from you for the next issue of SG, oh and interested in writing on a regular basis on its blog? I think I can just feed your current blog into it... just to make it peruvian but not quite like hazelnuts that are not quite like real nuts as real nuts out of a sac are only a delicacy in spain, although I hear that they all belong to a big bad bulls... errm... ya...
   

Sionara... I hate japs