Today my question to the million and millions of the viewers of my blog.... and not to forget the billions and billions of the evil potatoe "people" (what is the proper term for citizins of the potatoe republic?)... is what constitues racism? what is this bull crap they keep coming up with? I say racism is not hte problem... people are teh problem... it is becuase people have an over inflated egos... they are always better than the other... when you look at potatoe kind... french fries think they are more cultured than freedom fries...while freedom fries think french fires are snouts.... on top of that potatoe chips think they are cooler by virtue of being less obesece than whole potatoes... and mashed potatoes... they are messed up man.. they are seriously messed up... just ask those chukauni* potatoes...

*chukauni - traditional newari potatoe chatni esk food item made from spices, oil and yogurt. Generally yellow in color.

so there is a rumor that claims that potatoes are the root of all evil... no no... you are wrong to think me wrong... they are the root of all evil... those who don't believe me are naive souls who have bought into the potatoe propaganda that pinacled with the lays or pringles or whoevers adds that stated "once you pop, you cannot stop" a nice jingle for a person who has a habbit of popin people. There is a famous case of Henrich Himmler in heaven before the gates explaing to Paul, " Once I started popin, paul, I just could not stop." Paul hearing this instantly accepted his application for GBI(Godly beauru of incompetance) to combat the evilness of potatoes, unfortunatley the potatoes stole Himmlers line... and I am not making sense am I? the potatoes are getting to me...must finish typing... before it is toolate... must fight the potatoe heads.... aaaaargh.... did you see that? that was a potatoe eating cannibal of a man... trying to bite down 256 slices of pringles at the same time.

Can canyone tell me when a person reacts or acts when he kills in a genocidal way.... as in when someone is given the task of wiping out an enitre group of people? are htey calm? excited? angry? emotionless???

What does it mean to be free?
Is an all you can drink bar that you get in for free, total freedom?
Is getting out of jail 10 years short of your 11 year sentence freedom?
Is getting enought food to make you feel like you're on a sumo wrestlers diet freedom?

What is it?
I threw a punch today, and it landed on the monitor. It hurt. is that freedom?
I had no ice cream today. Is that oppression?
I cannot draw like a cartonist nor paint like van gogh... how can I possibly be free?
I can't understand multi dimensional vogul speech from ass patterns how could I even say freedom?

What am I saying? am I saying this because I am free or becuase I want to be free?
who am I?
I am the wine I drink, the booze I milk, the glass I fill, the pop corn I loath etc....

The evilness in a potato is never to be underestimated
The laziness of a potato is never to be understated

The hands that hold you are the hand that will drop you
the hands that hold you are too close to be nice to you
the hands that hold you are too dry for nivea to moisturize

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cherio... goodnight asta la vista babe...
anyone got any chickenpox today?

Furry feet... now that you mention it were not the gremlins furry creatures that had a horrible eating disorder?
What ever it may be the gremlins are real I tell you
they really exist!
They are running around in my backyard...

and vodka is a russian drink that can be used as rubbing alcohol...

today is the nepali new year

Happy New Year!!!!!
Its the illustrious year 2063 of which people are questioning where the 2000 years went...
but thats another story
and I have a hangover

Traaaaalaaaaaa
Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen...

aka...
have fun while you are alive...
but beaware... some russian queens are crazy...
for instance...
was it catherine?

This was posted not too long ago, as a comment:

Spoilsport said...
A dog came in the kitchen
And stole a crust of bread.
Then cook up with a ladle
And beat him till he was dead.

Then all the dogs came running
And dug the dog a tomb
And wrote upon the tombstone
For the eyes of dogs to come:

A dog came in the kitchen
And stole a crust of bread.
Then cook up with a ladle
And beat him till he was dead.

Then all the dogs came running
And dug the dog a tomb...

-- Samuel Beckett

11:14 PM

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