New issue

To those of you who are absurd enough to visit this backwater page in the backwaters of the world wide web I would like to tell you that the shit has hit the fan and the following site has been updated:

http://stationarygypsy.com

check it out.

also am going on a 4 day hietus to the mountains and will only be posting after that so here is te summary of all things that need to be said:

1. There is a direct relation between the number of beans you consume and the number of farts you produce... its almost like photosynthesis
2. If you hear news that some old woman got mugged and a thief stole over 10ks worth of jewelery, then she deserved it
3. there is a girl sittign next to me that is reading a weird comic on her mac, macs are not as cool as me
4. Th Bon religion does not like chocolate covered marshmellows as they defy all sense of speace and defile the sanctity of the mellow marsh
5. I recently got paid so am going to order a drink in exactly 15 mins
6. and twining where ever you are I need a story from you for the next issue of SG, oh and interested in writing on a regular basis on its blog? I think I can just feed your current blog into it... just to make it peruvian but not quite like hazelnuts that are not quite like real nuts as real nuts out of a sac are only a delicacy in spain, although I hear that they all belong to a big bad bulls... errm... ya...
   

Sionara... I hate japs

110

since 100 this is the 10th... and boy oh boy have they taken their sweet ass fucking time... fuck the police...

Whores and Bores

I once knew a girl who was quite a bore
I once knew a girl who was quite a sore
I once knew a girl who was quite a snore
but, little did I know how she was a whore

she was a whore but was still quite a bore
she was a whore and she still looked sore
she was a whore and still made me snore
but, little did I know how she was someone I wouldn't adore

oh ya
laddoooo was offered


dude there isa nazi sitting in front of me
I hate people that have shaved heads with hair growing on them

there is a weird looking chinagirl sitting next to me that looks like she just ironed her face
the girl that is really next to me does not count
she is not a number, she is a cucumber

yummy!

closures

so can there be a closure to something that never started? I mean how retarded is it to demand you close something that never was open? recently I became a victim of such demands and am now being demanded a closure but from all ways you look at it, it seems more of a closure or stop cork is being attempted to being put upon me... so i think I shall not allow any form of closure to be placed on to me, and for that I will do just about the only good thing I know how to do, which would be to do whatever the fuck I want... and face the consequences later... ole!