Disclaimer

This is to notify all and any who might read this blog that the thoughts, opinions, facts etc are all true and very very real. There is not a single word of untruth in them and this blog knows nothing of a word that people use to define sexual position aka lie missionary style, lie with her on top... etc... but you do get the jist?

ah but I might also add that these hardcore facts and truths may or may not be written by me, as the last time I actually wrote on this blog I was so drunk I do not remember whether it was me who wrote on it or not. Also I would like to point out that the man who just wrote the former line is a complete drunk while I who am just about to write this I am not this man who is writing about me.

Symbolisms

Symbolisms of the world cup abound... but for a country to be able to host the world cup, the biggest baddest and coolest sporting event in sports entertainment you're saying a lot about your nation... not to say I have any faith in nations but it gives the country a sense of legitamcy and signifies a countris coming of age... the sad thing is that you gotta be in an elite group to be able to host it... like with all social structures the international social structure probably reflects the inherint stupidity and ignorance of man....

I am god

yes I am
oh really I am
no no seriously I am
still don't believe me?
no?
well thats fine...
I programed you that way...


now where did I put the remote control?

Fight for the right

its round its bound
it even has a mound
its found its sound
it can take a pound

what is it?
and this fucking shit ass blog software sucks

Clarifications

Ok to elucidate my point made a few posts back... Dan rivers is a shitty person because he is numebr 1. a journalist in the strain of the paprazzi and 2. he is a parashoot journalist.

So what the adds up to is he is as close to human as a the guy that was just eaten by the 23feet corcodile they found in orissa and who also I might add gave this behemonth a severe case of the shits...

ok in other words I hate parachute journalists. I think they should be shot as they come down. but I suppose that would invite more paracute journalists to take pictures of journalists being shot down. Pathetic really...

What is a match made in hell?

A match made in hell is fire, because if you will notice carefully hell is one hot place that is all if not everything of fire so a match made in hell is the match that was struck by god and droped on hell which was then a pool of the biggest source of oil in the known universe.

oh and that went kaboom.

Also it is an intersting fact to learn that all oil barons go to hell, not because they are sinners or anything but just cuz they want to be close to the biggest source of oil in the universe.

Shazzam.

wha

so there was a fan that used to spin around the fan made the air move the air moved only if the fan moved. It was like a match made in heaven.

Dan Rivers CNN correspondent

Dan rivers is a cann correspondent who sucks. He exploits the misery of others to enjoy his presnce in world media. I know cuz I know him.

yak-yak-yak!!!

once there was a yak with a huge rack who would have loved to toke on a yak as he sat on his sak

yak is a domesticated anmial that has a ton of hair and a hump on its back so they are kinda like a cross between camels, oxes, and the wooly mammoth, except of course they survived extinction in shangrila

also the guy that raymond guy that does the mammoth voice in ice age sucks. I hate his voice. But I hate teh whimp ass shit that spiderman is not to say superman is any better. Maybe thats why batman is so much more cooler?

I mean its ok if geeks who were pussys made these super characters as dreams of what they wished they could be... but please... some imagination... if you're just gona put a greek god in a suit that would have made him blush atleast put in an once of his personality.

thats the problem with things today they steal from teh past an they steal half the crap adn add their own sucky selves to the rest what bull crap... what a yak
yak-yak-yak!!!

The news

wana get depressed?
listen to the news.

Now there is this huge propaganda machine that churns out information on people that allegedly not only exist but also are suffering, or people that used to exist and who no longer exist.

Such is life.

But maybe its true, maybe they really exist. Maybe I just imagined seeing a tv with the news playing in it. Maybe it never really happened and was just something that poped up as I sat around trying to hold a conversation with herohito kurakancha some guy from the simpsons who may or may not be in the simpsons which may or maynot be a show on tv.

cheers to a life we do not control but maybe we actually do control

Posts that get lost

What do you call a post that gets lost? Where does it get lost? Does it go into the limbo land of the internet where slowly but ever so surely a new consciousness dwells, the next step in evolution?

A guy had a rum and coke, a meaning 1 I might add and then turns to me and says, "so man is not a product of nature"
so me on my first drink am like really? Why? To which the guy replies " cuz we have cars and stuff which other animals don't have."

so at this point I'm thinking what this guy is getting into, "but why are they not a product of nature, those could very well be a progression of nature"

to which the guy replies, " no humans aren't a product of nature we were planted here by aliens."

so now I realize that I am talking to a nut and speakath so, "mousier, you must realize the fundamentality of intelligence upon which the cosmic views that you espout are based are actually the fragmented remains of a great dream that was dreamt in the depths of the mind of a sickly old child that craved his mothers milk but lacked a mother to milk..... the child my friend was you"

On drumsticks

what is the secret behind the name of drum sticks?

A drum is a musical instrument made up of a hollow barrel covered with a tight membrane. You hit the membrane with a stick and get a boom. Interestingly the human ear has a mechanism of the sort that picks up soundwave which in this case act as tiny sticks to beat on the uber sensitive membrane that is inlaid in the ear. So when the big drum goes boom the little drum in your ear picks up the boom.

But a drum is also the cylindrical builing blocks of a column particularly in antiquity. When they fall, trust me they create a huge boom too.

But the most interesting of all drums are freshwater fish of the Sciaenidae family that make a drumming noise... not that I knew you could hear underwater... but all the same... there are reports that the drumming however is just a throbbing... and we can imagine what else would make a fish throb so bad... and did you know that this particular group of drumming or throbbing fish has one particular fish called the weakfish... cuz lets admit it its damn weak... and this fish happens to be the state fish of Delaware, a fitting representation no?

but I detract...

another interesting form and actually if done well a tasty form of drums are the drumsticks... but my question is why just chicken? and what makes them drumsticks and not chicken sticks?
can we have potatoes on a stick and call them drumsticks? can we have a potatoe the shape of a stick and call it a drum stick? what is the essence of a drum stick? why are they so famous? are they like paris hilton? famous for being famous? are they famous because of the infamous KFC scandal that wiped out half the potatoes on the known side of Harlem? And was the birdflu a creation of the evil potatoes that wanted to avenge their historic loss that has ever since left them decapitated as side dishes?

To many questions, too few answers... but the investigation on the drumsticks continue...

Bang Bang

Bang Bang!

I shot the man with a water gun,
he felt the water hit is head,
it drenched his entire face

who?

there once was a man who had a furry hat, he thought he was fat and he didn't like his cat, so he took his hat put it over the cat and sat on it with all his fat.

if a tiger is a cat and a cat likes rats, then tigers like rats, but if a rat is a cat and a cat is fat then the fat must be the rat.

hmm... oh well... that was quite pointlessly boring...

5

yes 5 is the number.

5 types of people in the world:
lost
found
sane
insane
dumb

For more details please check back later, a customer service representative will be happy to classify you according to our types. Please be patient and rest assured that you satisfaction is our desire. Ping!

Fun in the Bun

The bun is full of fun if the bun is a fun bun but the bun is so much fun if not for the fun the bun would not be fun. what would you do with a fun bun and a bun full of fun?

ok let me make a point now
there are two things in life that are important for you to know:
1. you are going to die
2. if you are still reading this you are still going to die

Queen

yes probably one of the greatest bands on earth. Instrumentalists turned popular musicians, rock stars turned drag queens... haha... but what music... what music... does it matter who creates the music or is the music the sole representation of a greater will on to creativity that we are mere mortals are forever trying to get intune to? Most music is blarringly out of tune... but once in a while... when the artist reaches that level within himself when you know he feels in tune.. when hes all over the music... and you hear that tune that beat... that just envelopes all the senses and covers you over... now then you know you've actually listened to some music... some of the greatest tunes are quite capable of doing this... from beethoven to queen... but seeing it live... now thats a charm... jazz was such a charm... cuz when the musician hit it you know you're seeing, hearing and feeling the truest entanglement of transcendent reality with ours... now, that once in a lifetime event.. now that is what its all about... music... but anyone who plays and listens... and Imean listens to it... realizes its not a once in a lifetime... it is the very essence of life...