good life

the good life
what is it?

it is the shoe made after becoming a shoemaker
it is the patient saved after becoming a doctor
it is the hit taken after becoming a junkie
it is the pina colada once the ice, rum and coconut cream mix

holi biscuits

if you eat biscuits then you shall go to heaven

do not eat dogs named biscuits...

Importance

There are 3 things that any one who wants to be anything should always keep in mind:
1. there is a fine line between here and there
2. 2pm does not mean 2pm in india
3. no body professes a love for fast food and gets away with it

there are these people in world who beleive that "whatever" is the standard ending to everything...it is worth reminding such people that my fist in thier face is not a whatever ending...

I would also like to add that there is a new planet that I have just created in the universe. For those of you that are curious, it shall be the planet where human beings shall also evole but except thier anal orafice shall be placed where the mouth is and the mouth shall be placed where the anal orifice is. thus you will have the pleasure of seeing yourself shit, but will be unable to see what you eat.

take that freud!

there is also another thing I would like to point out:
1. all other things that are pointed out are other things of other things thus the world is a composite mass of others, and as Derrida would like to say the Other is a nice composite of all others.

cheers!

romanians

the popular belief that dracula is from romania has many merits for instance, romanian guys are bascially blood suckers... in other words they survie on the blood and toil of others... romanian women are exactly what you would expect a female version of count chuckula to be like... complete bitches... so if you were meet one of those romanians... make sure you use that popular versace brand of bite killing garlic perfume

also althought romania rhymes with romantic and they speak an alleged romantic language, they are not romantic at all...

toot

so what do you do when you are sitting and drinking beer with a guy who just loves to gossip? well... you can start makign shit up... that always is fun... cuz a lie has more truths than a truth has more lies... so lie away... whatever is such a word of such whateverness

Freud

so ya I am doing some intense freud reading...

Freud believes that dreams have a meaning, and more particularly they have a specific end in mind... namely the fulfillment of a wish... however, since most wishes are indecent and socially unexceptable they are distorted... the socially and morally acceptable part being a wish in itself... so the dream itself is not just the manifestation of one particular wish... but the product of multiple wishes colliding and colluding together... which ends in the creation of a narration that is not just hard to decode but meaningful in almost any way possible...

what more can be said?

Porn

does anyone not see that porn shops are the temples of nature?

conjecture

Berlin
ya...
its like a french poodle that suddenly learned to become human...

Berlin

ya berlin...
its like that bitch singing where have all the nazi's gone...

Flying

I am flying tomorrow.
I am not a fan of flying anymore
The assumption before you fly is that you are a convicted criminal
The assumption if you are about to fly and non-white is that you are not only a convicted criminal but not a christian
The assumption if you are about to fly, are non-white, not a christian, and from a third world country? you just ain't human anymore baby... you just ain't human...

joy to the world!