Bitterness and Cynicism

Bitterness and cynicism is the deepest pits of the human heart... gurantee immortality and unending suffering and you have true reality...

Pope air

So the pope and vatican have combined forces to make a catholic airplane service to transport pilgrims..... now what I want to know is does god approve the copious amounts of pollution these assholes are releasing into the air? also does the vatican have to pay taxes? and do you ahve to be catholic to ride these airplanes? and if you do, do you still get secruity checked? and what teh fuck are the airhostesses supposed to do on this plane? give fucking sermons? the toilets are confession booths?

good evening ladies and gentleman you are in cock pit of the lord, as you might notice all planes are shaped in close resemblance of his fallus... and if god wills he will start the plan and it shall fly on its own! A miracle I say! a miracle!

fucking dipshit assholes... they are worse than the oil companies

Carter

So jimmy carter builds houses and thinks he is a saint of a man for it... let me tell you something carter, your houses are messing up the local construction industry...

Witches

The Witch is a very odd character in any form of mythology or literature... most recent literature meaning mostly Christianized forms of it have placed her squarely on the side of the dark side... shes evil and malicious.. cannibalistic and down right mean... but if you take a closer looks most witches are not really witches at all...they are more like skillful engineers who someone can't get their trap to work... also the much eluded magic that is attributed to witches is preciously non-existent in most characterizations of them... instead mostly they fullfill the typical womanly role of cooking and brewing to the extent that that is their power and in some cases their ultimate downfall...

In some rare stories witches happen to be good people or atleast bearable people who give some astounding advice which normally leads to the hero in most of these heroic epics to do the task set before them and succeed at it. The Witch naturally knows the way to do everything... but of course she don't do nothing...

neways... thanks to the witch that got me thinking about witches... maybe I will develop this into something more substantive...